Political Job Opportunities for Awek Cun *satire*

The following post is a satire on what seems to be the trend in a particlar scenario. It is not intended to offend any one from any ethnic group or any gender. 

I want to emphasize that sexism or discrimination of any sort should NOT be practised at all!

Job Advertisement

Awek Cuns Wanted to be Political Candidates for GE 14

Dynamic awek cuns (young, beautiful chicks) wanted for a political party to galvinise the party for GE14. They must help the party shed its longstanding stereotypical image of a chauvinistic communist Chinese party and win over Malay voters.
Qualifications
·         A university degree in anything. We will close one eye to any discrepancies

·         Must be Malay, tall, have long hair or wear a modern tudung

·         Photogenic – Must be prepared to stand in front of party posters, fold arms, look beautiful and smile. Willingness to expose teeth is optional requirement

·         Slim, beautiful complexion and act Political experience is not a pre-requisite. We will prepare all speeches for successful candidates and package them according to party aims and agenda.

Skills
·         Trilingual  in Bahasa Malaysia, English and Mandarin

·         Confident and good PR skills

·         Thick-skinned character a definite pre-requisite

·         Ability to shut up and not react when people call successful candidates names such as awek cuns

Job Description
·         Agree with all of Big Daddy’s comments and statements

·         Support Big Daddy’s son in the same way

·         Topple the status quo by refuting their statements

·         Appear intelligent (We will not test neuron quality, only compliance to party orders)

·         Slam status quo, especially women leaders

·         Catch the attention of media audience so that they forget the party is doing very little

·         Show latest fashion in wardrobe changes

·         Must never be overweight

·         Read all analysis prepared by Big Daddy’s Speech writer

·         Frown like Big Daddy

·         Talk in Manglish like Big Daddy’s son

·         Get as much media coverage as possible in any way

Interested awek cuns must send colored passport photographs of front view and profile plus vital statistics and other important details in their CV. An accompanying video showing how they talk on camera must accompany all applications that must be sent to CCCP@daddyrulesforever.com. No deadline.